You think it's easy being a chicken? You think I am unemployed, just strutting around eating bugs, getting sugar from the ladies whenever I want, and feasting on grapes, watermelon & lettuce that the Gyno-American throws at me to keep me from kneecapping it?
No. It's not all the nest of luxury around here. I have to be vigilant for all kinds of threats, all the time.
There are dangerous pillows.
Evil Towels....
Threatening shoes...
Unfortunate fashion choices.
Unwelcome attention.
Aggressive Chicken impersonators and...
Competition.
No. It's not all the nest of luxury around here. I have to be vigilant for all kinds of threats, all the time.
There are dangerous pillows.
Evil Towels....
Threatening shoes...
Unfortunate fashion choices.
Aggressive Chicken impersonators and...
Competition.
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